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mc.ultrareal.xyz

Buy, Creative, Earn, KitPvP, mc, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Players, PvP, Server, Skywars, Streamers, Survival, ultracoins, ultrareal, XYZ

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

MC.ULTRAREAL.XYZ

This server is made For Streamers.

Earn ultracoins to buy stuff on the server and be better than other players

welcome to mc.ultrareal.xyz

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

achromatopsia, animation, Anime, asian, bipolar tendencies, character design, color filters, Doujins, high-tier concept, humor, inbetweeners, Japanese voice actors, keyframe animators, LAUGH, loud, manchildren, Mangas, Maturity, Minecraft, monochromacy, Server, Spaghetti Westerns, Timing, Writing, writing school.

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8323	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a spaghetti western!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our anime-inspired world will have you laughing at the lack of mouth animations and questionable character coloring choices. Plus, our Asian characters have more mood swings than a rollercoaster – it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids!

And don’t even get us started on the animation process – who needs keyframe animators when you have inbetweeners, am I right? It’s like watching a Picasso painting come to life, but with more confusion and less talent.

But wait, there’s more! Our doujins and mangas are so beautifully uncolored, you’ll swear you’re living in a black and white world. And our lack of writers? Who needs ’em when you have magic wizards shooting guns at each other for 20 minutes straight?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to facepalm more times than you can count – it’s all part of the fun!

/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Star Shards Collected:	284	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!