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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9598 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.