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Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Votes:	2966
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

avoidable mistakes, bad decisions, cautionary tale, Curiosity, hindsight, hindsight bias, learning experiences, lessons learned, lost time, Minecraft, negative consequences, personal growth, Rabbit Hole, Reflection, RegretfulBunnyHole, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, time sink, unproductive pursuits, warning signs, wasted energy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).

DreamCraftMC

aspirations, Desires, Dream car, dream gadgets, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, dream wedding, DreamCraftMC, dreams, expensive, FANTASY, future plans, goals, Lavish, luxury, material possessions, unattainable, unreachable, Wishlist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	6432	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1295
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t afford the luxurious lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have it all! Imagine riding around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, building mansions made entirely of emerald blocks, and taming dragons to guard your treasure hoard.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop golden apples, you’ll never run out of surprises on our server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on quests to uncover hidden dungeons filled with priceless loot.

So why wait to live out your wildest dreams? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life you’ve always wanted – no credit card required!

BalticCableCaper

Baltic Sea, BalticCableCaper, damaged, diplomatic tensions, energy infrastructure, european union, finland, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, investigation, legal implications, maritime law, maritime security, Nordic countries, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspicion, Undersea power cable, Vessel

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	212	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2319
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	847
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started attacking everyone. it was like, chaos, dude.

also, we have like, special events where you can win super rare items that make you invincible or turn you into a unicorn. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn, bro.

and like, the community is so awesome, everyone is always helping each other out and having a blast. we even have our own secret language that only the coolest players know how to speak.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft Medieval Smp

Discord, Dungeons, Entertainment, Experience, FANTASY, Forge, game of thrones, ice and fire, Ip:, Join, Medieval, Minecraft, mod folder, Modded, Modpack, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, semi anarchy, Server, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	9368

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Aetherium
Server Type	Modded Medieval Fantasy RPG
Modpack	Game of Thrones style with Ice and Fire, dungeons, and more
Discord	Join Discord
Forge	Modpack available on Forge
IP	207.211.210.17

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: 207.211.210.17
Is the modpack available on Forge?	Yes, the modpack is available on Forge
What features are included in the modpack?	Features include Game of Thrones style mods, Ice and Fire mods, dungeon overhauls, and more
Where can I learn more about the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/FBCRCzGN for more information
Is joining the server easy?	Yes, joining the server is hassle-free and stress-free for a smooth experience

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Anime, azuma, Character development, Choujin X, Cliffhanger, December 27th, episode 59, FRIDAY, japanese, Manga, manga artist, Mystery, mystic, plot twist, Realm, sui ishida, Superhuman, Supernatural powers, Thriller, True Identity, update announcement, webcomic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Divine Spears Created:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman!

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4011
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Towns Built:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	112	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Votes:	2978	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves