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CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3197
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	918093	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	63
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	452
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5172	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!