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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 681 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9865 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!