Players: |
101/900 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
6 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
7 |
Endless Night Skies: |
4 |
Alien Abductions: |
5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
4 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: |
3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
4 |
Star Shards Collected: |
214 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.