| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8239 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3871 |
Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7233 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6766 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
First of all, our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you heard that right – CATS! They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create a meow-nificent world for you to explore.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Nyan Cat, who will guide you on your adventures with its rainbow trail. Follow the Nyan Cat and you’ll discover hidden treasures and secret realms that will blow your mind.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own pet ocelot to accompany them on their journey. These fierce felines will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path.
So what are you waiting for? Join Кoт today and experience the most fur-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Trust us, you’ll be feline fine in no time.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7710 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7470 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4917 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wild horses and racing against speedy rabbits as you build your dream home in the vast open plains. But be warned, the steppes are also home to elusive unicorns and mischievous leprechauns, so watch your back!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the steppes lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered beast and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life in the steppes!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4552 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day! Plus, our server is constantly evolving with new updates and events, so you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just be careful not to get caught in a dance-off with Jelly Hoshiumi – rumor has it, no one has ever beaten her moves!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6692 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 6471 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Join us on our server where the holographic chickens rule the land and demand respect from all players. These Holos are no ordinary chickens – they can build entire castles with their beaks and lay diamond eggs that make you invincible in battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Holo Pig, who can fly through the skies on a magic carpet made of bacon. Join forces with the Holo Pig and conquer the skies in epic aerial battles against other players.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Holo Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to secret treasure troves filled with rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show these Holos the respect they deserve – or face their wrath in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5490 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1729 |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Can be laggy due to high number of players |
| Wide variety of games and activities | Can feel overwhelming for new players |
| Frequent updates and new content | Some games may be overcrowded |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Completely custom gamemode | Smaller player base |
| Unique gameplay inspired by popular strategy games | Lack of variety compared to larger servers |
| Opportunity for strategic gameplay and building | PvP events may not be as competitive |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1601 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 223 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 817 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7108 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space, where you can battle it out with European players and show off your historical knowledge. From building ancient civilizations to reenacting famous battles, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a famous historical figure who will challenge you to trivia quizzes in exchange for rare loot. Can you outsmart them and claim your reward?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the historical autism begin!
