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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6890 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 300 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest items in the game (including a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns).
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!