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Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	6883	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7034
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	187	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	6130	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

adult content, CREEPERS, DIRTY, explicit, flirty, Forbidden, INTIMATE, messages, Naughty, photos, Private, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secretive, seductive, Send, sexting, Sexy, Snap, snapchat, Snapcraft, tantalizing, Videos

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

accomplishment, Anons, APPRECIATIVE, BTW anons, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital World, Grateful, help out, internet culture, lol, MEMBERSHIP, memers, Minecraft, non-pozzed world, Online Community, online forums, online support, premium account, Purchase, Server, small price, social media, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: RIP Japanese Video Game

adaptation, Competition, consumer preferences, creativity, culture, Dead, Decline, Development, Entertainment, Future, Game, gaming industry, global impact, industry shift, innovation, japanese, market, Nostalgia, pixelated, RIP, showdown, sushi, Technology, trends, Video, video game

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Say goodbye to boring Japanese video games and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

Join our server and defeat evil pixelated sushi monsters that are trying to take over the virtual world! Build your own giant robot to protect your pixelated kingdom and show those sushi monsters who’s boss!

But that’s not all! Dive into our virtual hot spring and relax after a long day of battling pixelated foes. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Japanese video games and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: WoW Edition

Alpha, Blizzard, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dungeon Level Squish, Dynamic Flight Update, Edition, feature overview, General Resources, heroic raids, Hotfixes, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, Mounts, murlok, News, Pandaria, Pets, raider, Raids, remix, S4 Dungeon changes, Summer Trading Post, the war within, Trading Post, Warbands, World of Warcraft, wow, wowg

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Votes:	2887
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Ever wanted to ride a DRAGONFLIGHT in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT where you can chat with the developers while mining for diamonds.

Join us for the TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW event where you can battle it out with other players in intense PvP battles. And don’t forget about the DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATE, where you can soar through the skies on your very own dragon mount.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and gear up for your next adventure. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our Remix: Pandaria event where you can relive the glory days of Mists of Pandaria raids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience?