PrestigiousMC

Alchemy, anti-grief, Bosses, Custom Mobs, Discord, friendly community, Haste, health boost potions, Immersive Skill, Jobs System, Keep items on death, Labyrinth dungeon, leaderboard, pgmc, Player Run Economy, Player Shops, PrestigiousMC, Self-serve protection, smp, Survival, Towny, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Minecraft server IP	pgmc.world
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

Features

Towny OR Survival gameplay options
Self-serve protection and anti-grief measures
Custom mobs and bosses to challenge players
Keep items on death feature
Stable player-run economy with player shops
Immersive skill and job system
Friendly community-oriented server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join a town or play in the survival world?	You have the option to join a town or explore the survival world and set up your own home.
How can I protect my belongings from griefing?	Use the protection menu (/ucp) to set up your own protection and lock your doors and chests.
What unique challenges are available on the server?	Face custom mobs, world bosses, and explore the Labyrinth dungeon for special rewards.
Do I lose items upon death?	No, you keep all your items when you die.
How can I earn money on the server?	Choose a job or set up your own store in the player-run economy.
What is the skill and job system like?	Level up skills for extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard.
Is the community welcoming and friendly?	Yes, the server prides itself on having a friendly and inclusive community.

Hilarious Divide in Blocks

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Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are definitely the best, or perhaps the worst, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

Feature	Description
Quantum Crafting	Items craft themselves from the whispers of lost souls. No recipes, just vibes!
Endless Nightmares	Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
Mind Control Minigames	Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
Blocky Blasphemy	Everything is a cube! Or are you the cube? Existential dread at no extra cost!
Screaming Cows	Farm animals that respond with despairing wails! They know your secrets.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join this server?

A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the mysteries of your own mind!

Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

“This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

SelfCheckoutSquadCraft

advice sought, AITA, autism, boyfriend disagreements, Communication, Conflict Resolution, different perspectives, family opinions, grocery cart etiquette, grocery shopping, grocery store, line cutting, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, relationship issues, rude behavior, self checkout, SelfCheckoutSquadCraft, social anxiety, social situations, waiting in line

Welcome to the Chaos Cart: Grocery Store Odyssey

Dive straight into a dystopian shopping experience where grocery carts hold the secrets of the universe and self-checkouts reveal the true nature of reality! Join us in the Chaos Cart, a Minecraft server dedicated to exploring the absurdities of social interactions through the lens of pixelated madness.

Introduction: The Checkout Paradox

In a world where every scan matters and every transaction is a stepping stone to cosmic enlightenment, decide for yourself: was it rude to cut the line? In this twisted realm, social norms are as flimsy as a paper receipt. You may feel the oppressive gaze of lurking spectators whose judgment can shatter dimensions! The checkout aisle is a battleground for the socially anxious and a hideout for those brave enough to buck the system. Will you challenge the universe’s balance or submit to the tyrannical order of grocery etiquette?

Server Features: A Surreal Shopping Experience

Feature	Description
Self-Checkout of Doom	Navigate an ever-chaotic self-checkout experience where items randomly multiply! Beware of the cursed avocados!
Social Anxiety Simulator	Participate in quests that amplify your in-game social awkwardness; perform pickups and checkouts under immense pressure!
The Rude-O-Meter	Measure your rudeness levels against community standards—can you keep them in check?
Cosmic Cart Battles	Engage in chaotic PvP battles where victory is determined by who can load their cart the fastest!
Inventory Backlash	Mismanage your groceries and face the wrath of dimensional anomalies—good luck with that!

Conspiracy Corner: The Cart Wars

Rumor has it the Cart Wars are not just a playful skirmish! They are a cover-up by intergalactic grocery entities trying to maintain control over the pricing of essential goods. Why did bread prices rise overnight? The Illuminati of the Grocery Aisle has an explanation, but it involves redaction.

WARNING: This server may lead to existential crises and impromptu philosophical debates in the snack aisle. Beware of the Great Grocery Ghosts—champions of checkout queues!

Player Testimonials: Contradictory Nonsense

“I entered for the carts but was welcomed by an army of sentient bananas. Rude? No! Just delightfully chaotic!” — BraveBagger23

“My boyfriend still insists we stand one inch apart. This server made our checkout nightmares a bonding experience!” — CartSurfer99

FAQ: The Enigmatic Answers You Didn’t Need

Is there an easy way to avoid confrontation?

Contact often leads to confrontation by default. Embrace it!
Why are there shopping carts flying across the map?

This is simply the essence of freedom in the grocery cosmos!
Can we actually find explanations for this madness?

Perhaps! But only if you dare to dig through layers of unreason!

Secret Features: What They Don’t Want You to Know

The Hidden Cart Altar: Offers blessings to those who pay homage to the spirits of expired coupons and forgotten loyalty cards.
Grocery Angler: An NPC who trades stolen shopping carts for powerful items…or just a good laugh!
Infinite Checkout Lines: A secret dimension where time stands still, and social etiquette ceases to exist!

Join Us: The Cult of Grocery Warriors

The Chaos Cart is not just a server; it’s a way of life. Will you obey the oppressive forces that dictate your checkout experience, or will you forge your own path through the madness? Step into our world where every block tells a story, every fruit may hold a truth, and every cart may just unlock the door to an alternate universe.

Beware: Once you enter, there’s no telling if you’ll come out the same—or if you’ll want to. Join now… if you dare! 🛒✨

DogeMines: Congress Can’t Dig!

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🌍💎Welcome to the Wackiest Block World you’ve Ever Seen!💎🌍

Ever wondered why DOGE is saving the universe while Congress is busy raising the debt ceiling? Well, our Minecraft server has the answer—or at least we think we do! Join us on this wild ride where the only thing crazier than the stories are the players!

🦄 Reality-Bending Lore: Is the Congressman secretly a Creeper? Is DOGE a mystical dog riding a rainbow unicorn? Come find out in our server where every block tells a tale! You’ll encounter enchanted llamas that spit golden nuggets, and if you’re brave enough, a ferocious Ender Cat that guards the secret of government finances!

🍕 Pizza-Wielding Villagers: Why bother with boring trade deals? Here, our villagers trade pizza for diamonds! Yes, you read that right! Picture yourself bartering slices of pepperoni while dodging laser-eyed zombies who only want to discuss cryptocurrency trends!

👽 Intergalactic Treasure Hunts: Tired of regular treasure quests? Grab your rocket boots because we’ve turned the End into a galactic treasure trove! Fight alien Endermen and hop from planet to planet in search of the legendary “Elon Musk’s Pickaxe,” said to grant you the power to terraform any biome!

🤖 AI Pranks: Our server’s AI is a mischievous computer program that makes the one from your favorite sci-fi movies look like a floppy disk! Join now, and you might find yourself inexplicably turned into a chicken while trying to mine diamonds, all because our AI thought it’d be funny. Spoiler: It definitely is!

🐉 Epic Showdowns: Ever wanted to duel your friend on top of a moving dragon while it flies through a rainbow storm? (Who hasn’t?!) Join us, and you’ll be able to confront your pals in adrenaline-pumping, gravity-defying battles as you shout “Doge Coin!” as a battle cry!

⚡ Power-ups & Shenanigans: Activate ridiculous power-ups including "Bacon-Boosted Mining" or "Lava-Resistant Pizza Shield." You’ll mine in style while making a statement about your love for bacon!

So, what are you waiting for? Forget what Congress is doing—come build castles in the sky, spark legendary tales, and become a crafting hero in the zaniest Minecraft server ever! Join us and turn your pixelated dreams into reality! 🏰🌈✨

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyF35KillSwitch Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, CraftyF35KillSwitch, cybersecurity, Defense, european union, f-35, foreign relations, germany, intelligence, international relations, Kill Switch, Military, military technology, Minecraft, national security, nato, security measures, Server, Surveillance, Technology, US Policy Shifts, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret F-35 kill switch hidden in the game! germany is freaking out about it, but we think it’s hilarious. come join the chaos and see if you can find the kill switch before the government does! we also have a pet llama named larry who can speak french and will guide you on your quest. beware of the evil chickens plotting to take over the server, only the bravest players can defeat them. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! #llamalove #chickenarmy #f35killswitch

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New Server IP

Dr. Paul Dhinakaran