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Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

Adventures, Allowed, Arthur Morgan, Arthur’s, best man, Cabin, crime, Cunt, Drunk, drunk confession, Karen, love, Mary-Beth, Minecraft, Respect, romance, sadie, Sean’s death, SETTLE, straight up, Survival, teaching, used, Widow

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

@actionRPG, #announcement, #ClassVII, #EGGCONSOLEXANADU, #KaiNoKiseki, #KuroTranslation, #TokyoXanadu, #UndubPatches, CraftyFalcons, Demo, Downloads, Falcom, fanatics, guides, localization, meets, Minecraft, nordics, PC, ps4, PS5, Switch, Trailer, Trails, Ys

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	305	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	778	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magic Items Found:	2424	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1221
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	161	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!