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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6896	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	8026
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5316
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	1698	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9072	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!