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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5867 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4499 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!