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GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

avatar customization, character selection, females in games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming preferences, gaming research, gender choice, gender diversity, Gender Expression, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendin, Male Gamers, Minecraft, online gaming, player behavior, player psychology, role playing games, smp, virtual identity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

Arrogant, arrogant bitch, being real, Bitch, makes sense, Minecraft, Nasty, not friends, not friendsoof, Server, shouldn’t be friends, Unfriendly, we are not friends, we are not friends oof, we cannot be friends, we shouldn’t be friends

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

acceptance, belonging, Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, Ethonstate, exclusion, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, kikes, Minecraft, non-Whites, player, prejudice, racism, segregation, smp, Social Issues, Trans, White, white ethnostate, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Votes:	7878
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, BENEDIKTA, Content Creator, Crush, cute, gamer girl, Gaming, Gayming, internet culture, Kawaii, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, ONLINE, relationship, Server, Streamer, video games, virtual, waifu, waifus

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

bgm, Classes, gameplay, general, Kino Commercial, Launch Day, mc build, Meta, metaphor, MetaphorFix, Minecraft, nintendo switch, ReFantazio, Sales, smp, Soundtrack, spoilers, Steam, strategy, team comp, Time management, Ultrawide, Xbox One

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, America, bodily mutilation, Duty, Equal, equal rights, Espionage, gender equality, Hajis, INFORMATION, intel, international spies, Military, Minecraft, Nurses, RIGHTS, Server, service, service members, SPIES, Staff, Supply, tranny people, war corpse duty

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mines Excavated:	4685
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

rgg3.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Mahjong Server

abema.tv, arts and crafts, booru, Community, Crafty, Game, Jong, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, MJG, online gaming, registration, riichi, Schedule, Server, Tournament, tutorial, vtumors, watch

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!