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Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

Alrite crew, CREW, Elven-tongue, here, Minecraft, Nice, pixelated, Raiders, Realm, right, ROP, see, smp, Stopped, Watching, watermelon, Yall

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	36

Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

AutismCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutismCraft, Birthday Party, Clueless, coddling, Donor, early signs, fussy baby, healthy foods, judgemental, medical attention, meeting new people, Minecraft, parenting advice, picky eater, sensory difficulties, sensory struggles, Server, single and childless, spoiled, Supplements, Therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1631	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!

We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!

Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

child-free wedding, communication breakdown, destination wedding, family conflict, family distance, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, infant care, long distance relationships, new parents, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and virtual fun that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is like a destination wedding, except instead of flying and hotel expenses, all you need is a computer and internet connection. And the best part? We have a child-friendly environment, so you can bring your little ones along for the ride without any restrictions.

Forget about family members who can’t be bothered to spend time with you in real life. On our server, everyone is family and we welcome you with open arms (or blocky hands, in this case). So why waste your time on people who don’t appreciate you when you can join us and build lasting friendships in the virtual world?

Don’t be the ring bearer left out of the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

MythBusterMinecraftSMP

Childhood, Deception, education, Experience, fairy tales, family, growing up, gullible, Innocence, knowledge, learning, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, Myths, skepticism, storytelling, Trust, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about all the lies you were told as a kid! We have secret underground bunkers filled with ancient scrolls that reveal the real reason why broccoli is good for you and why you shouldn’t swallow gum. Plus, our resident conspiracy theorist claims to have proof that the moon landing was actually filmed on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock the secrets of the universe while building epic structures with your friends.

MythBustedCraft

common belief, common misconceptions, debunked theories, false assumptions., false beliefs, Misinformation, myth busting, MythBustedCraft, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, pseudoscience, science facts, Scientific evidence, scientific inaccuracies, scientific misconceptions, scientific misconceptions debunked, scientific myths, scientific truths, scientifically proven wrong, Urban Legends

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

TaiwanTussleCraft

anger, Asia-Pacific, bloc meetings, China, controversy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic standoff, east asia, exclusion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international politics, Pacific Islands, pacific rim, regional influence, rejection, response, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.

if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

Competition, draft picks, FANTASY, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football players, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football strategy, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy sports, fantasy team, football analysis, football season, ImaginaryCraft, Player Statistics, Reality, sports, strategy, Team Management

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft, Fun, home, Hospital, Safe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	859097	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5115

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

IVF4Free Minecraft Server

affordable IVF, assisted reproduction, conception support, Family Planning, fertility assistance, fertility options, fertility treatment, Free Healthcare, free IVF, infertility, ivf, IVF coverage, IVF financing, IVF funding, IVF grants, IVF success, IVF4Free, medical innovation, Minecraft, miracle baby, reproductive health, reproductive technology, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6029
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crops Grown:	7610	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!