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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7047 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 384 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.