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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	69	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5591	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	1236
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

GFundMeCraft

bills, Boundaries, Cheap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial agreements, financial problems, financial responsibility, GFundMeCraft, Girlfriend, Gratitude, household expenses, joint account, Liar, living together, Money Matters, relationship issues, Rent, splitting bills, standing up for myself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Votes:	6751

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, determination, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, hobbies, love, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, physical health, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self-care, strength, support system

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	129	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.