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CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	79

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4442	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Votes:	2504	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6232	Star Shards Collected:	293
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	704407	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	2534
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!