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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9723 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
