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Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Dragons Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty C*nt Interviews

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

Crafty Creepers Club

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Animals Bred:	104
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Emeralds Found:	3756	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Dokibird Central

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.

But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Clones: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Farms Harvested:	123	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	4370
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of pretending to be something you’re not? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner Russian, no matter where you’re from! We’ve got players from Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia all coming together to embrace their true identity.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!

Mine Join! A unique griefer server! Minecraft server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Mine Join! A unique griefer server!

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Silvermons: Where We Make Pixelmon Progression Feel Like Endgame Tournaments and Events Are Just the Beginning!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP: play.silvermons.com
We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP play.silvermons.com to connect to the server.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that offers a fair experience for all players.

Q: What unique features does Silvermons offer?

A: Silvermons offers exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	232	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Votes:	9827	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Animals Bred:	106	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a hoot about your FPS! Play at 30 FPS, 60 FPS, or even 1 FPS – we don’t discriminate!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even tame a dragon and fly around the server causing chaos.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a million diamonds? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into the sunset? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!