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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1280 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Our server is so lit, even Jessica couldn’t resist sliding into our DMs to start some beef. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like my friend Jenny had mine. She went full savage on Jessica, giving her a taste of her own medicine.
And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉