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MaizeMazeMadness

agriculture, agritourism, autumn, Corn, cornfield maze, crop, Fall Season, family fun, Farm, field, Harvest, Harvest Festival, labyrinth, Maize, MaizeMazeMadness, Maze, navigation, outdoor activity, Plants, puzzle, Rural

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a cornfield maze that will make you question your sanity. get lost in a maze of maize and try to find your way out before the corn monsters get you.

we have a secret underground city where the villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who communicate through interpretive dance.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

join now for a wild adventure filled with laughter, confusion, and maybe a little bit of terror.

Pixel Pals PTSD Therapy

Canada, clinical trials, conflict of interest, data analysis, Ethics Violations, Journal retraction, Long-term follow-up outcomes, Maps, MAPS Public Benefit Corporation, MDMA-assisted psychotherapy, Modmail notification, Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies, PALS, Phase 2 trials, PIXEL, ptsd, PTSD treatment, Retraction, Sexual abuse problem, Study site, Therapy, unethical conduct, vancouver

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dimension Hops:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO DECIDED TO THROW A PARTY AND INVITE ALL HIS MOB FRIENDS. BUT THEN, A GROUP OF BRAVE PLAYERS CAME ALONG AND CRASHED THE PARTY WITH THEIR DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR. IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, BUT THE PLAYERS CAME OUT VICTORIOUS AND THE CREEPER NEVER THREW A PARTY AGAIN.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU TOO CAN HAVE EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE THIS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYSTERIES WAITING TO BE UNCOVERED. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A MAGICAL UNICORN WHO WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT A PLAYER CAN DREAM).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET THE FUN BEGIN! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CREEPER PARTIES THAT MAY OCCUR DURING YOUR GAMEPLAY)

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, family friendly, here’s johnny, Inside Out 2, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter, Surviving on ONE OP BLOCK With MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS!, Surviving One BILLIONAIRE Block In Minecraft!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	4779
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining Minecraft gameplay videos. With a loyal following of fans, Johnny brings humor and creativity to his videos, showcasing his skills in the virtual world of Minecraft. His content is loved by viewers of all ages and has garnered millions of views on his channel. Johnny continues to grow his online presence and inspire fellow gamers with his passion for all things Minecraft.

MangoBay: Where even the creepers wear hula skirts! Semi-Vanilla fun with custom shops and cross-platform madness.

active member, Additions, adjustments, auction house, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, Crossplatform, Custom, Fun, Homes, Hula, Ip:, madness, MangoBay, MangoBayMC, pay to win, Play, Player Warps, quality of life, Rewards, Semivanilla, server map, Shops, skirts, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, wear, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.mangobaymc.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Website	www.mangobaymc.com

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We offer players many quality of life additions such as Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house and much more. We do not believe in “Pay to win” nonsense and offer players the ability to rank up and get rewards simply by voting.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I become an active member of the server?	By participating in the community, voting, and supporting the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house, and more.
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, we do not believe in “Pay to win” and offer rewards through voting instead.

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, CraftyBlockz, digital communication, digital humor, forum, funny, humor, humor website, internet culture, internet humor, Laughing Out Loud, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, online anonymity, Online Community, post, Server, social media, Thread, viral content

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	812929
Mines Excavated:	4739	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and dancing llamas. They were crowned the King of the Llamas and rode into battle on a giant chicken. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

JumpManiac Minecraft SMP

agility, athlete, athletic performance, Athletics, Competition, coordination, determination, Difficulty, high jumping, jumping technique, JumpManiac, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, Practice, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, strength training, Technique, track and field, Training, vertical leap

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, high jumping is the ultimate challenge! We’ve installed anti-gravity mods that will have you bouncing around like a kangaroo on steroids. Can you reach the highest point in the sky without falling to your doom? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Jumping Jackalope, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic jumping contests. Rumor has it that whoever can out-jump the Jackalope will be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and bragging rights for life. Are you brave enough to take on this hair-raising challenge?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly wild and wacky Minecraft experience? Come on in and test your jumping skills against gravity-defying obstacles and mythical creatures. Just remember, the sky’s the limit (literally) on our server!

Mom’sWeddingMC Server

d-slur, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, grunge style, immaturity, judgmental area, makeup, MomsWeddingMC, mother-daughter relationship, peer pressure, personal boundaries, pettiness, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, Server, social isolation, teasing, teenage struggles, Tomboy, Wedding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	246	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people in your area? Looking for a place where you can be yourself without fear of being called names? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can express your true self. Whether you’re a grunge tomboy or a makeup enthusiast who loves to chant “I am a flower” in front of the mirror, you’ll find a welcoming community of players who accept you for who you are.

And hey, if your mom threatens to spill your secrets, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. No wedding attendance required here! So come on over and let your creativity run wild in a world where being yourself is celebrated. Join now and leave the petty drama behind!

SplitCraftInheritance

children, commercial property, contract, DEBT, Decision making, disagreement, family, House, Husbands, Inheritance, inheritance tax, Japan, Land, life insurance, Property, remarriage, Siblings, SplitCraftInheritance, TAXES, Tension, Will

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where inheritance disputes involve building castles and mining for diamonds!

Join us on this server where you can experience the thrill of splitting properties and arguing over who gets what in a virtual world. Build your dream house and fight off virtual siblings for your rightful share of the land.

Forget about real-life taxes and complications, on our server, you can use life insurance to cover all your inheritance tax needs. No need to worry about remarriage and potential new spouses trying to claim your property – unless, of course, they’re also playing on the server!

So, if you’re looking for a hilarious and absurd take on family drama and inheritance disputes, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew splitting properties could be so much fun?

RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisEver

bad choices, Decision making, decision regrets, error in judgement, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, learning from failure, life lessons, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming mistakes, personal growth, poor judgement, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection, smp, worst decision, WorstDecisEver, wrong choices

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Joining this Minecraft SMP is definitely not the worst decision you’ll ever make, unless you count the time I accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up thinking it was a firework show. But hey, who needs a house when you can respawn, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin turned into a giant chicken and started terrorizing the villagers. Or the time we all decided to have a dance party on top of the Ender Dragon’s lair. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the Macarena while dodging fireballs.

So come join us and be part of the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve or accidentally start a sheep rebellion. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times I’ve fallen into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyWisdom

advice, BlockyWisdom, Continuous Improvement, Experience, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, knowledge, learning, life lessons, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Villages Defended:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Forget about boring life lessons, on our server, you’ll learn valuable skills like how to tame a herd of exploding llamas, how to ride a pig into battle, and how to survive a zombie apocalypse armed only with a carrot. Who needs boring old wisdom when you can have a blast blowing up creepers with TNT cannons and building giant statues of your favorite memes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!