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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	166	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5913
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	348	New Chunks Explored:	938479

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Armor Forged:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Potions Brewed:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Emeralds Found:	6122
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7068	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ores Mined:	7631	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	203	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.