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WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	135637	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

America, coastal elitism, cultural bias, derogatory, Dismissive, flyover country, flyover states, FlyoverCraft, heartland, ignorance, Irrelevant, Land, Middle America, Minecraft, Overlooked, people, Rural, Server, States, Stereotypes, travel, unimportant, Visiting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

lack of sex appeal, Minecraft, Miyu, MiyuNotSoSexy, smp, unappealing, unappealing appearance, unappealing body language, unappealing energy, unappealing fashion sense, unappealing vibe, Unattractive, unattractive aura, unattractive behavior, unattractive features, unattractive personality, unattractive presence, unattractive qualities, unattractive style, unattractive traits, undesirable, unsexy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ores Mined:	1287	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Farms Harvested:	783
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Star Shards Collected:	71
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1110
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ores Mined:	842

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3376	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	212	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2191
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Emeralds Found:	4416	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness