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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6875 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.
So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!
