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Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8299
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	492	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the International Group Stage – where players battle it out in epic Dota 2 matches while building their Minecraft empire.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have intense esports action, but we also have a bug tracker that rivals the complexity of a Rubik’s Cube. And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we have resources just for you (we won’t judge, promise).

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has more statistics and data than a NASA control center. You can track your personal game data, analyze your gameplay with precision, and even predict the future (well, maybe not that last part).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft-Dota 2 champion! (Disclaimer: Minecraft-Dota 2 champion title may or may not be real, but hey, a player can dream).

Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

B1G, blocky, bug tracker, Builders, Compendium, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, New hero release, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, United, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6160
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, DING DING DING, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Mine2Craft, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3642
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5593	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Minecraft server: /m2g/ – Minecraft 2 General

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	130	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond sword of gaming!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us!

We’ve got more lore than a library in the End dimension and more updates than a redstone contraption. Plus, our bug tracker is so efficient that even Herobrine can’t mess with our gameplay.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got stats that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And our news and streams are so entertaining that even the villagers stop trading just to watch.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether!

CraftyDota2 – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6097	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground potion bar where you can sip on some enchanted potions while battling mobs.

But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.

Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).

CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	7311
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)

CraftyDotaCraze

bug tracker, CraftyDotaCraze, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, GO QUEUE, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Twitter Script., Updates, Wiki

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	6285
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky world you’ll ever enter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw parties every night, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig wearing a top hat!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Crownfall? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest players can find it! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a volcano where you have to battle while dodging lava flows and fireballs. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! 3. The mobs on our server have evolved and now they can build their own structures. Watch out for zombie architects and skeleton engineers! 4. We have a special quest where you have to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you can have a fire-breathing mount? 5. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have decided to stop exploding and just give hugs instead. It’s a blast of love!

So what are you waiting for? Join Crownfall now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mines Excavated:	1272
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	586	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	874
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Void Armor Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	989368
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1399	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Farms Harvested:	881	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dimension Hops:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2915	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!