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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9172 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!