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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9662 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?