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EasyPeasyCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crops Grown:	2652
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be slaying dragons and saving villages in no time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your visa will magically extend every time it’s about to expire. So say goodbye to immigration stress and hello to a world of blocky adventures! Join now and become the visa-saving hero you were always meant to be!

Tokoyami Towa’s Eternal Darkness Minecraft Server

3d model, Darkness, DreamHack Melbourne, ETERNAL, Game Shop Maruyama, Gifting FAQ, Hologra, hololive, hololive Gamers fes, Hololivepro, league of legends, Manga archive, Minecraft, mori calliope, Radio program, SCARZCUP Apex Legends, Server, Tokoyami, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Online Party, Towa Thread, Towas, Twitcasting, twitch, twitter, 常闇トワ

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	62681	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic events like the annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where you can strut your stuff in the latest diamond armor designs.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive performances from virtual idols like Towa Thread, who will serenade you with her enchanting covers of “Unknown Mother Goose” and “Ghost Rule”. Plus, don’t miss out on our upcoming collab with DreamHack Melbourne 2024: Down Under, where hololive production will battle it out in a virtual reality dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – rumor has it they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a new album soon!

SkyrimCraft: Where we mine diamonds to the sound of dragon shouts!

Adventure, ambient, Atmospheric, diamonds, dovahkiin, Dragon.., Dragonborn, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Immersive, instrumental, Nostalgia, Orchestral, ost, shouts, Skyrim, SkyrimCraft, Sound, Soundtrack, video game music

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	577
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	501623	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music playing in the background? Well, look no further because on our server, we only listen to the Skyrim OST on repeat! That’s right, get ready to mine, build, and fight off creepers while feeling like a dragonborn hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who needs new music when you can still be jamming out to the epic sounds of Skyrim?

ScaredyCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	146	Players Killed by Monsters:	6094
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

So, like, I was mining for diamonds on this server and suddenly a creeper popped out of nowhere and started breakdancing! I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves? If you want to witness the most epic dance battles between mobs and players, you gotta join this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in Minecraft! Join now before the dance floor gets too crowded with zombies doing the thriller dance.

Pixelated Sushi Land: Where Creepers Bow to Samurai and Endermen Practice Zen

anger, born in japan, bow, CREEPERS, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural immersion, dissatisfaction, Dream destination, Eastern culture, endermen, envy, escapism, foreign country, Frustration, hate, Japan, Land, living in japan, longing for japan, pixelated, Practice, Resentment, Samurai, sushi, UNFAIR, western pigs, Wishful thinking, zen

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living in the boring western world filled with basic pigs? Do you dream of living in the land of the rising sun, Japan? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the closest thing to teleporting to Japan without actually leaving your house!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world filled with Japanese culture, from traditional temples to bustling cities. Say goodbye to those western pigs and hello to kawaii pandas and majestic dragons that roam the land.

But be warned, once you step foot in our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your katana and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and experience the magic of Japan like never before.

Crafty Creepers: Nami’s Irrelevant Adventure

Abandoned, Adventure, Bitch, boiled, Bonney, Burned, carrot, Crafty, CREEPERS, Divorced, Hiyori, Irrelevant, Jobber, KEKBABY, mid, Nami, Namis, pudding, Rebecca, robin, shirahoshi, Tama, Tryhard, vivi, waifu, Weak, yamato

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9184	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the waifus are just meh? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for the ultimate waifu experience! We’ve got Nami as the queen of irrelevance, Vivi as the weakling, and Robin holding down the fort as just average. But wait, it gets better – Shirahoshi is the ultimate queen bee, Rebecca is just a jobber, Carrot has been abandoned like yesterday’s leftovers, Pudding is freshly divorced, Tama got burned (ouch), Hiyori got boiled (double ouch), Yamato is trying way too hard, and Bonney is just a kekbaby. But hold up, when are we gonna talk about the REAL, TRUE, PEAK, BEST WAIFU on our server? Join now to find out who this mystery waifu is and experience the craziest waifu wars you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

Vivian’s Vortex: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

1. Vivian, Creative 15. Playful, CREEPERS, Double take 18. Name game, Eccentric 10. Memorable, fear, Fictional 8. Personality, Fun 16. Wordplay, Individuality 9. Quirky, Intriguing, Linguistics 17. Double trouble, Meaning 13. Significance, Name 4. Doppelganger, Nameception 19. Peculiar, Nontraditional 12. Symbolism, Odd 20. Curious, Redundancy 7. Character, Repeated name 3. Identity, Representation 14. Original, Standout 11. Unconventional, Tread, Twins 5. Unique, Uncommon 6. Repetition, Vivian 2. Double name, Vivians, vortex

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is home to a community of players who have built everything from giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defy gravity. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and claim their treasure?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Just remember to watch out for those dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

Brits and Blocks: The Minecraft Server Where Tea and Creepers Collide

Analysis, blocks, brexit, Brit, Brits, Challenges, collide, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, debate, discussion, Division, Economy, Edition, Government, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, Server, society, tea, troubled times, TURMOIL, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	654841
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the land of chaos and madness where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

In our “troubled times edition,” you’ll embark on epic quests to save the world from an army of evil chickens led by a deranged sheep named Sir Baaalot. Team up with your fellow players to build fortresses made entirely out of cake and defend against hordes of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of block stacking. If you can beat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that can turn any block into a stack of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Absurd, Acts, Based, Clitoris, Crafty, degenerate acts, Degenerates, films, gtfilms, Hide, hilarious, human mind, japs, meets, Minecraft, penis, perverse, perversity, pixels, sexual degradation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, body changes, body odor, CREEPERS, feminine hygiene, feminine odor, handle, hygiene, Menopause, natural body changes, odor control, OldFartCraft, personal hygiene, self-care, smell, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women, women’s bodies, Women’s Health, women’s wellness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!