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Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!
