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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

animation, anime movies, best, Characters, discussion, emotional, favorite scene, Hidden Gem, Impactful, Look Back, memorable, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past 10 years, Plot, Reflection, smp, Story, take away, Threads, Underrated

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	8819	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	755	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

bilibili, Chinatubas, Chinese content creators, Chinese digital influencers, Chinese entertainment, Chinese internet celebrities, Chinese internet stars, Chinese media stars, Chinese online celebrities, Chinese online influencers, Chinese online personalities, Chinese online video creators, Chinese social media influencers, Chinese video bloggers, Chinese video content, Chinese video creators, Chinese video sharing platform, Chinese youtubers, Minecraft, popular Chinese vloggers, Serafina, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	157	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

Casual Gaming, casuals, challenge, competitive, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Entertainment, game design, game development, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Players, Random, skill, smp, strategy, twitch, twitch streaming, twitchwhores, Video Game (Industry), videogame, Whores

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.