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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2151 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 139 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
