| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5350 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 504 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3833 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1524 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8274 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But be warned, it is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles for access to the treasure.
3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a giant flying squid. Imagine soaring through the skies, terrorizing your enemies with your tentacles of doom.
4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where you can boogie down with the resident zombie pigmen and blaze dancers. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join GYAT today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 408 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?
Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?
Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7647 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 1648 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 58703 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9257 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 234 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1672 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 172 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 469 |
you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7903 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8134 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 282 |
Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 831 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 370 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?
But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9726 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9671 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.
And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.
