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MomCraft: Deserve Better Edition

anger management, bitterness, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, deserve, Edition, emotional baggage, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, guilt tripping, Loss, mental health, MomCraft, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily dynamics, toxic relationships, unresolved trauma

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay away from your parents.

We promise you won’t find any bitter moms or toxic half brothers here. Just pure Minecraft fun and games. So come on over and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of excitement and laughter? Join now and let the good times roll!

LingoMaster Minecraft SMP

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, foreign language, language acquisition, language barrier, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, LingoMaster, linguistic skills, Minecraft, Multilingual, polyglot, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1514	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in the language of Minecraft? Join our insane SMP where we offer a special potion that will make you fluent in any language you desire! Want to speak Creeper? We got you covered. How about Enderman? No problem! Join us and become the ultimate multilingual Minecraft pro!

CraftyCaveDwellers

Alone Time, coping mechanisms, CraftyCaveDwellers, ENERGY, introversion, introverted, Introverts, mental health, mindfulness, personal space, recharge, reddit, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, social anxiety, social event, socializing, solitude, well-being

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their constant demands for emeralds? Do you need a break from all the socializing and small talk in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you introverts out there!

Join our server and recharge after a social event by hiding out in your own virtual man cave, complete with a lava moat and diamond-studded walls. Need some alone time? Just hop on a minecart and ride off into the sunset, leaving all your problems behind.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can teach you how to communicate with these majestic beasts and ride them into battle. Want to impress your friends with your dragon-riding skills? Join our server today and become the envy of all your fellow Minecraft players.

So why wait? Join our server now and recharge in style, because who needs real-life social events when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world?

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, Israeli strike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Political unrest, security forces, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Magic Items Found:	2223
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can blow up stuff just like in real life! we have top hezbollah commanders playing with us, they love to build bombs and blow up villages for fun! join now and be part of the action, who knows maybe you’ll become a top terrorist too! explosionssssss!!! 🧨💣🔥 #minecraft #terrorism #funfunfun

SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

Pixel Horizon

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	110

PixelHorizon is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin.

We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft.

5.9.216.88

Undead SMP

Ability, blocks, Buy, Defeat, Drop, Economy, Harder, Heads, Items, Minecraft, mobs, MobsPowers plugin, MONEY, play with friends, PvE, random people, Sell, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Undead SMP, UNDEAD.MC.GG, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	131
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

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Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

active community, alt account allowed, Amplified Nether, Apply now, Bee, Bluemap, diamond-based economy, Discord, Exploration, Fun, Good, HermitCraft Inspired, Hexacomb, Honey, in-season stats, music discs, Nullsape, optimization mods, Player and mob head drops, Promise, Seasonal, self-promotion, smp, Staff Team, Sting, Terralith, Vanilla, world download

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2911	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!