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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 512 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
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