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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6204 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Votes: | 9947 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.
2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?
3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!