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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2562 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!