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Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Potions Brewed:	100	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Enchantments Applied:	174	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7965	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	730157	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	1948	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	107
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Love Letters Sent:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	99
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	5591	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
New Chunks Explored:	895529	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	737	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!