| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 992 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 196 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1334 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2348 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2839 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6107 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3254 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1852 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 976462 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8638 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Votes: | 4391 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7583 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
