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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4473 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!