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CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1307	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4362	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	703952
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Animals Bred:	187

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	244
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3829
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child development, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DaddyDistracted, distractions, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, postpartum depression, Prioritizing, Server, stress, Support, Technology, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2156
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!