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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7961 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
