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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4676 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.