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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3235 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 830205 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7958 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!