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CleanCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sifting through all the trash posts on /v/? Well, fear not, because I have swept in like a Minecraft cleaning wizard to make it clean and tidy for you! Join our server and experience the joy of a clutter-free /v/ where only the dankest memes and juiciest gaming discussions reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blesses every player who joins with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a pig into battle. So come on in and let’s clean up this virtual mess together! -
CraftyCleanFILNoob
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.
So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!
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BlockyBootyCraft
Are you tired of being judged for your insatiable appetite for all things naughty in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let your hypersexual flag fly high! Join us and indulge in all your wildest fantasies, from building phallic-shaped structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. And don’t worry about feeling guilty, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to help you work through any post-activity remorse. So come on, join us and let your inner perv out to play! -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! -
KremlinCraft: East vs West
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapproved -
SerotoninCraft: Empathy Edition
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THE FEELS? WELL, WE GOT YOU COVERED! OUR SERVER IS LIKE TAKING MDMA BUT WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS (DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS).IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR BESTIES AND FEELING SO MUCH EMPATHY TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY READ THEIR MINDS. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT THAT SEROTONIN FLOWING LIKE A RIVER IN OUR SERVER.
SO, IF YOU WANNA FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE WHILE CRAFTING AWAY, JOIN US! WE’RE BASICALLY THERAPEUTIC FOR YOUR SOUL. PTSD? AUTISM? WE’LL FIX IT ALL WITH SOME BLOCKY BUILDING FUN.
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET THE SEROTONIN PARTY BEGIN!
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BlazeAnarchy
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure! The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
mc.blazeanarchy.ru
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Boofa SMP: Where your crafting skills are as questionable as our server rules!
Minecraft Server Overview:
Feature Description Fabric Version 1.21 RAM 8GB on dedicated server in Germany World Border 5k by 5k Events Frequent events Mods:
- BlueMaps
- Chunky
- Clumps
- Death Counter
- Ledger
- Lithium
- ModernFix
Datapacks:
- BlazeandCaves Advancements
- Back to Blocks
- Double Slabs
- Dropper to Dispenser
- Straight to Shapeless
- Universal Dying
- (More to be added as they are updated to 1.21)
We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…
If you’re interested, join our Discord server by clicking here.
FAQ
Question Answer Do you have any strict rules? We don’t have many rules restricting free speech, but we are still very community-oriented. Is PvP allowed? There is no unorganized PvP; we encourage players to work together on projects. How can I apply to join the server? Join our Discord server and follow the application process provided there.