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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8207 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4466 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players, building epic structures, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.
And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.
