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BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	782	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Votes:	5781
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	311
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crops Grown:	5079	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	7378
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6585	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	1675	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6668	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Votes:	9783	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	9451
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Potions Brewed:	114

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.

TrueKing Anarchy: Where chaos reigns, but only semi-chaotic. No hacks, just pure vanilla mayhem with no resets! v1.21

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Chaos, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Hacks, Ip:, Massive, MAYHEM, Plugins, Projects, Pure, REIGNS, Resets, semichaotic, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, Testing, TrueKing, v1.21, Vanilla, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

TrueKingAnarchy Server Overview

Description	Vanilla anarchy Minecraft server with total freedom to play as developers intended.
Plugins	Almost none, using hacks/cheats not permitted.
IP	95.216.215.160

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	There are almost no rules, but using hacks/cheats is not allowed.
Can I join alliances with other players?	Yes, players are free to form alliances with each other.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed as it is an anarchy server.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	No, players have total freedom to build whatever they want.

RomcomCraft Server: Emergency Meeting

#nagatoro, Anime, Board Meeting, comedy, Council, Decision making, discussion, emergency, Emergency Meeting, Favorite, fresh blood, Graduation, Manga, Mayonaisse, Meeting, Promotion, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Romcoms, Server, Shounen no Abyss, student council

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a romcom on steroids! We just had a council meeting where we decided to promote some fresh blood romcoms (Mayonaisse) into the council board – talk about spicy drama! And don’t even get me started on the graduation from the council, it’s like a season finale cliffhanger! So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself, because on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than creepers blowing up your house is the love triangles and plot twists!