KinoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start breakdancing to the tune of “Despacito” while fireworks explode in the background. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the llama dance crew, traveling the server and spreading joy wherever you go.

But that’s not all! This server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter that shoots fireballs. He rules over the land with an iron feather and challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim the title of Chicken Champion?

And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just a game, but a wild and wacky adventure, then join us on this server and prepare for the most unforgettable experience of your virtual life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes!

TheaterThiefMC

#youtube, birthday gift, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family, family time, Frustration, Home Theater, husband, Kids, personal space, quality time, sharing, TheaterThiefMC, UNFAIR, Usage, usage rights, Video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6498	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of not being able to use your own birthday gift because your family hogs it all the time? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the drama of real life as you build your own virtual home theater where no one can steal your spotlight.

On our server, you can watch YouTube videos all day long without anyone interrupting you. You can even host movie nights with your virtual friends and be the star of the show. Say goodbye to sharing your precious gift with others and hello to endless entertainment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your home theater kingdom! Let the virtual fun begin!

DamNation Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7293	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

lol this server is so lit, it’s like Ukraine dismissing Russian suggestion it plans attacks on own power dams lol. join us and be part of the most epic battles and drama in Minecraft history. ukraine ain’t got nothing on the craziness happening in this server. come build your own power dams and protect them from crazy attacks. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in this Minecraft world? join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!

StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Animals Bred:	150
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	2756	Infernal Machines Built:	0

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

Read through server guide + rules
Submit an application
Wait for contact within 24 hours
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like MG and Volvo before them – legendary! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IkemenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on, where every block is perfectly chiseled and every tree is styled to perfection. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of super hot anime guys and girls, known as the Ikemen Joshi squad. That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting alongside the most attractive players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.

HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	202
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.

oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.

also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.

CraftyLoafers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

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