don’t want to date me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4422	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ores Mined:	8721
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1177	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	4889	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	8124	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Runes Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	391
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	89

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	1938
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!