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NoBreakNoCraft

breaks, don’t use, if you don’t use it, long tail, NoBreakNoCraft, tags, what breaks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Votes:	2666	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

Galactic Cube Survival

Adventure, auction house, Challenges, chat games, chill gameplay, Community, Conquering, custom advancements, Custom Quests, Economy, Friends, Grinding, MCMMO, multiplayer, No Griefing, Premium support, Quests, Relaxing, Sandbox, Survival, Tnt, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Welcome to Galactic Cube!

Are you ready to put your survival, grinding and conquering skills to the test. We have something for every playstyle here. Dive into relaxing, chill gameplay with friends, or unleash chaos with TNT. The world is at your fingertips!

Features: – 24/7 uptime – Economy – Chat games – No griefing – Auction House – Custom advancements – 200+ custom quests – Premium support

Join the community! IP: play.galacticcube.net

play.galacticcube.net

Stampede International

Discord, Geopolitics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Sfw, Stampede International, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	1188	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchantments Applied:	87	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Stampede International is a SFW, Survival Multiplayer server for everyone!

JOIN DISCORD! https://discord.gg/geopolitics

in3.terohost.in:25578

VitaMC: Where Vanilla meets Modded in a clumsy 1.9+ dance

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, BUILD, Challenges, clumsy, Community, creativity, Custom, Dance, Events, java, landscapes, Legacy, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Parkour, Questing, smp, Staff, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, VitaMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Vita MC Server Overview

Features	Details
Survival Multiplayer (SMP)	Immerse yourself in a dynamic world full of unique biomes and hidden treasures.
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead	Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with new features, items, and mechanics.
Expansive World	Explore a vast and diverse world filled with stunning landscapes and hidden treasures.
Community-Driven	Engage with fellow players, showcase your creations, and collaborate on exciting projects.
Events and Challenges	Participate in thrilling events and challenges hosted by the dedicated staff team.
Friendly Staff	Approachable and helpful staff ready to assist players with an intuitive ticket system.
Questing and Adventure	Embark on epic quests, battle custom mobs, and solve intricate puzzles.
Evolving Parkour in main Hub	Enjoy parkour challenges in the main hub area.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Can I join Vita MC using both Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.

What is the minimum Minecraft version required for Vita MC?

Vita MC is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards.

How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

You can participate in events and challenges hosted by our staff team by staying updated on the server announcements and event schedules.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for building on Vita MC?

Yes, we have specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff team.

How can I get support from the staff team if I encounter any issues on the server?

You can reach out to our approachable and helpful staff team through our intuitive ticket system on the server. They are available to assist you with any issues you may encounter.

2029 Minecraft Server

activism, breaking barriers, challenging norms, current year + 8, discrimination, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, progress, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7886
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword and the creepers are as explosive as a bad taco night! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter the mythical Herobrine, who will either help you on your quest or turn your world upside down with his mischievous tricks.

So come on and join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

PreschoolMoon Minecraft SMP

age appropriateness, Anime, character design, children’s show, COSPLAY, costume play, cultural impact, empowerment, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, gender stereotypes, literal series, Magical Girl, mascot costumes, merchandise, Minecraft, preschool girl, PreschoolMoon, role models, sailor moon, smp, teen girls

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner preschool girl and rock Sailor Moon mascot costumes like nobody’s business! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player joined our server and suddenly found themselves transformed into a magical girl fighting evil with the power of friendship and sparkles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner magical girl and take on the world in the most adorable way possible, then come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss in style!

NeighborlyNoBabysitNeeded

aita, Availability, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Favors, free babysitter, Honesty, Kid, lie, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, NeighborlyNoBabysitNeeded, Plans, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, social expectations, Time management, watch

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly your neighbor’s kid shows up in-game asking for a babysitter. And guess what? You’re the chosen one! Join our server for the ultimate babysitting experience – because who needs real responsibilities when you can just stack blocks all day?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build the most epic daycare center in the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. So come on, join us and prove to your neighbor that you’re not just a free babysitter – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

RichKidMC SMP: Splurging on diamond armor!

Adventure, armor, Curiosity, Diamond, discovery, dreams, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, Lifestyle, luxury, MONEY, opportunity, perspective, Possibilities, power, Reflection, Rich, RichKidMC, smp, splurging, success, transformation, wealth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Items Found:	7251	Crops Grown:	9320
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams, like waking up as the richest person alive for a day! Join us and experience the thrill of swimming in a pool of diamonds, riding a golden horse, and eating cake made of pure emeralds.

But be warned, the riches come with a price – you must battle the evil Ender Dragon who is hoarding all the wealth in the world. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate rich player on the server? Join now and find out!

HellBlockCraft

aggravation, annoyance, annoyance in daily life, challenge, Difficulty, everyday, Frustration, Hassle, headache, HellBlockCraft, hindrance, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, living hell, Nuisance, OBSTACLE, pet peeve, setback, Small, stress, Struggle

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	709	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6357	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Star Shards Collected:	211	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.